What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What animals make the best students?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?