What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?