Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What does winter fat turn into?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?