What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What table can you never sit at?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?