If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's the friendliest national park?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How does a penguin build its house?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?