What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Scream.
How can you farm during the winter?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call the dog magician?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?