What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Scream.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?