What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which animals make the best football players?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why don't wolves like fast food?