What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
A dingo-ling.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call hiking college students?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Where do cats go on vacation?