What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
When do astronauts eat?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?