Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Thoroughbreads.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?