Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What game do mice love to play?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...