What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?