How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How can you make 7 even?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's the scariest letter?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?