Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?