I broke my finger!
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What makes music in your hair?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did spring break up with winter?