Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
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Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do you cut the ocean in two?