Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Surprise!!!!
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What animal has the most fun?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What makes a glow worm glow?