What animal styles their hair every day?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why are cowboys always religious?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What vegetables do librarians like?