Why do diners never serve lobster?
They're shellfish.
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the scariest letter?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What bee is good for your health?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?