What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
How do billboards talk?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the fish blush?