Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What school subject really rocks?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?