What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which fly makes films?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What does winter fat turn into?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why don't fish play basketball?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?