What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call octopus twins?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What car does Yoda® drive?