Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?