What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the barber win the race?
How do automobiles fly?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which singer could always break a five?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's a pastor's favorite city?