What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why are fish such good architects?