How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do chips wear socks?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Families are like fudge.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?