What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?