What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
I love you a whole watt!
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are frogs always happy?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What words make the best athletes?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where do ants go to eat?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?