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What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
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Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
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Why do cats love to work?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
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Why did the wizard ace his math test?
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What kind of cake always tells the truth?
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What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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