Why are all priests fit?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did March say to the madness?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?