What shape is bad at driving?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What food is a man's best friend?
What table can you never sit at?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?