What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?