What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?