Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why was the mime upset?
Where does money love to go shopping?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are skeletons always hungry?