Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What shape is bad at driving?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do insects learn at school?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?