What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?