What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What siblings are always sad?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?