What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?