What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?