Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
How does a taco bless the table?
What was the first animal in space?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?