Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which bug is related to you?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What birds make average students?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What's the friendliest pen?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?