Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What says: oom oom oom?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What car always breaks the rules?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?