Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do you arrest a pig?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do football players make great fishermen?