Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
Where do surfers go to school?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do billboards talk?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What animal styles their hair every day?