What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What fish sings the best?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
When does a horse talk?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?