Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?