What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?