Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Where does breakfast live?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?