What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What bird is always sad?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?