What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?