Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?