What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
It's allergy season again?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?