Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
We had a discussion about roses.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the tire self-conscious?