What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
I broke my finger!
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do billboards talk?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?