How do horses navigate at night?
By saddle light.
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What animals make the best students?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?