What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
When do cows get tired?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's the noisiest food?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
