Why was the pirate late for work?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do you make antifreeze?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What car does Yoda® drive?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What TV show is most popular at bars?