Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the snake cross the road?