Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which animal is the most religious?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
My leaf blower doesn't work.