Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why do bees gossip?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What does a dog say before eating?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?