What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How do frogs get to work?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?