What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
They both have a lot of degrees.
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What British bugs are the best singers?