Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why didn't the melons get married?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?