What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What does an evil hen lay?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?