Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which is the worst season?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a table you can eat?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?