What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?