What does a dog say before eating?
Bone appetit!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?