What sport do horses love to play?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?