What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?