Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Shoutout to my grandma!