What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?