Which president loved to take baths?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What game do cows play at parties?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
I broke my finger!
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?