How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
The dad yolks crack you up!
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
How does dinner smell?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?