Why do crabs never give to charity?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why do hogs play so much football?
We had a discussion about roses.
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why do bees buzz?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?