What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are books always so angry?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What birds make average students?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?