Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
When do astronauts eat?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?