How do billboards talk?
Sign language.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What animals make the best students?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How does a taco bless the table?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?