Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?