What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why are grandkids so great?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?