Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which animals make the best football players?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What country has the most fish?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?