Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?