Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How does a barber get to work?