Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?