Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do fish use for glasses?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
