What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
Why are turtles so shy?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What bee is good for your health?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?