What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was the cow afraid?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why was the dog so popular?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?