Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do hurricanes see?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do trees say when autumn comes?