Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which elf is the best singer?