Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
So he can hang out with his pride and joy!
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why was the fish so smart?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?