What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?