What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
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What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call two birds in love?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do animals blend into the desert?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which relative loves rice?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?