What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why was the fabric always laughing?