What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's the politest month?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?