What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do trees hate going to school?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?