Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?