What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?