Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?