What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do vampires always look sick?