Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?