How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call octopus twins?