Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?