Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Because it's an air-ess.
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do books sleep?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do elves learn in school?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How do you make a cow float?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?