Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?