Where do baby apes sleep?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?