Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What bird is always sad?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why was the broom late for school?
What job did the corn on the cob get?