What birds make average students?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What horn never makes a sound?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?