What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did one plate say to the other?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?