What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did March say to the madness?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do locomotives know where to go?