Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How do bears keep cool?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which tree can't stop crying?