Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How can you make 7 even?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which plant has the best roar?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?