My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are goats so funny?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?