What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you give a sick pig?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call the dog magician?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?