Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do amoebas make calls?
Which bug is related to you?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What fish sings the best?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?