How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?