How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What's the richest basketball team?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where does water do all its banking?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A book just fell on my head.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What does a lion call an antelope?