Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
When do cows get tired?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What's the most masculine animal?
Which president loved to take baths?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?