What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
How do trees get access to the internet?
How does dinner smell?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?