Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What car always breaks the rules?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is the most adorable season?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?