What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
How does a barber get to work?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What tea do footballers drink?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?