What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the cow afraid?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?