What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why are winter days great?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?