What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do naked fish play with?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What sport do horses love to play?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?