How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why is laughter the best medicine?