How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?