How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why did the mare gain weight?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?