How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?