What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the noisiest food?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?