Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Where do birds go to drink?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call a small mom?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?