What's black and white and red all over?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the bread do on vacation?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a happy cowboy?