What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?