Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?